Hey, you. Yes you. Do people call you a loser? Do girls point at your crotch and laugh? Do your friends beat you up and spit on your shoes?
Of course they do, because you haven’t played Freeride Earth.
What’s Freeride Earth? Well, I really shouldn’t tell you without consulting the other cool kids, but I’m feeling generous today. In FE, you—the player—have survived Earth’s greatest catastrophe, a nuclear war that’s scorched the skies and left the planet wrapped in a never-ending winter. Harsh, huh?
Not when you’re radical 2 the xtreme! Strap into your propeller board and get your sick on! Ride across a limitless environment of toxic snow! Do awesome spin tricks! Be the man! Or just mellow out and enjoy the extreme scenery and badass music trax!
Killer!
Tired of boarding aimlessly? Shred through the contest gate and start the timer. You’ve got 60 seconds to prove your snowy excellence. Grab your brahs and chomp some ‘za while you show everybody that you have what it takes to get the high score. Win bragging rights with your buds and make your mom proud! Your hot new girlfriend not putting out? Don’t get mad—go on a downhill assault instead!
And just look at these rockin’ graphics! Look at that lens flare!
Monumental!
Supreme!
It’s the face of God!
What’s keepin’ ya? Freeride Earth is compatible with Windows 98, 2000/ME, XP, Vista, 7, and your mom’s ass. So get on it!
No comments:
Post a Comment