Chaz: Hello? Hello? Who’s there?
Doug: Yo! C-Dog, it’s Doug.
Chaz: Oh. Doug. Yeah, what you got for me?
Doug: Okay, check this out: Remember Q*bert?
Chaz: Yeah, Q*bert. Had a machine in the old arcade by the high school. Right next to the pinball machine. The one I did that girl on. Big titties.
Doug: Okay, so speaking of which, get this: Q*bert with titties.
Chaz: Titties?!
Doug: Big titties.
Chaz: Brilliant.
Doug: And spandex. Shiny red spandex. Oh, and cat ears. Kids love the cat ears.
Chaz: Shit.
Doug: What?
Chaz: We’re gonna be rich.
Doug: Filthy rich.
Chaz: What about the music? Gotta have music.
Doug: Alright alright check it out.
Chaz: Yeah?
Doug: We’re gonna take some midi files of old songs and just toss ‘em right in there.
Chaz: Nice.
Doug: Okay man, I gotta get going. Got a date.
Chaz: Big titties?
Doug: Nah man, she’s like sixty.
Chaz: Oh shit son. Apples gone bad, huh?
Doug: It’s cool, man. You know how I love me some low-hanging fruit.
