"Yeah, so this is me."
It's called Wolfchild, and after you're done with it you'll see that you don't need to be a ladies' man. No, you can be something more. You can be a man's man.
"Oh. Hi. I'm just climbing these stairs."
Look at our hero here. The pinnacle of masculinity. Notice the flowing locks of moon-silver hair. Look at his stance, straddling the world between his meaty hams. And check out the open shirt. It says, "Here I am wind. Graze my chiseled pecks." As you guide our hero through his adventure, you might just make a few discoveries of your own. (But don't tell mom!) You, too, can be a wolfchild.
"Unleash your animal! Do what feels good!"
"HETERO-PUNCH!!!"
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