"Hey sis, what's that you're playing? Gran Turismo? Why that's for pussies, don't cha know! Here, try Napkin Race, the thrilling new driving opus from Steinsoft. Take the wheel of some jazzy cool race cars, just like the wooden ones at grandma's house--without the bitemarks!"
Witness the power of OpenGL and race at a heart-stopping 299 frames per second! Psst... That's almost ten times the frame rate of leading racing games.
Mind-blowing features include:
- Play through ten exciting napkin themes, including Geese, Christmas, and Heart!
- Choose your poison! With easy, medium, and hard difficulties, you've got options!
- Start a family feud! Up to four players can compete in highly competitive, intense competition, so grab your mom, grab your dad, grab your cousin, grab yourself!
- Short on time? Dial that 60 second timer back and enjoy exhilarating 10 second races!
- Kneel before the power of EXPLOSIVE sound. A totally hoppin' porn groove soundtrack accompanies the intense toy-like squeaking as cars bump into one another. Crank those tunes and convince your neighbors that you're into rubber ducky diaper porn!
"What' that, sis? You challenge me to tag mode? Alright but if I win, you have to do my chores for a week, and no crying this time."
What are the critics saying about Napkin Race? Let's take a look!
"its the best racing game which supports 4 player split screen .highly fun and addictive.
- Acid-Play.com
“Ridiculously… bearable…”
- Acid-Play.com
“first post!!! I win! Nice f**king screenshot, cause I'm the size of an ant (sarcasm).”
- MegaGames.com
“i havent tried this game because it looks dumb,but isnt it nice that the mentally challenged can get a thrill out of being the first one to post”
- MegaGames.com
“oh you're real tough saying that shit over the internet. Seriously if you're a pussy in real life don't go running your mouth off anywhere else, you mouthy little f**k.”
- MegaGames.com
“hey,looks like somebody touched an ant sized nerve in an ant sized brain....ha ha ,(he probably has an ant sized p**is too!)”
- MegaGames.com
They love it!
So don't get left in the dust, you butt-fella. Try Napkin Race today!
Sources and resources: Acid-Play, Softpedia, MegaGames
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